The Kingdom of United Nations of Bandtopia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate population of 737 million Bandtopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of First Chair. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Nations of Bandtopian economy, worth 68.6 trillion Chronocoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,012 Chronocoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to United Nations of Bandtopia as a reminder of their "special relationship", the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Nations of Bandtopia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Nations of Bandtopia is ranked 280,410^th in the world and 288^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.